Good thing Zingerman's isn't filled with Islamofascists

Yikes. So His Virtualness is just getting around to sticking his thumb in the eye of the jerks, and an alternative newspaper says it declines to do so out of fear? You've got to be kidding.

Had these scimitar bearers been at Zingerman's Next Door today, they could have taken out the entire PajamaGuy staff. Don't worry, though. There is another.