I had to look up 'corporeal'

Admitedly, I don't understand Canadians (ask LAGuy what his favorite amendment is), but how exactly does one explore one's sexuality by text messaging?

"44 percent made love to a partner via webcam or telephone."

No, they didn't. Fortunately, however, "The survey also asked people about their corporeal sex lives," so let's get cracking:

Well, let's not. Go read it yourself. PajamaGuy refuses to report anything involving "pet friendly" unless it's accompanied by proper margin of error.