Hello, ColumbusGuy. Would you like to play a game?

So I log onto Amazon.com, to check an order I made for my nephews after Don Knotts died. One's into old comedies, so I sent him the Abbott & Costello routine, Who's on First?. The next I figured would enjoy The Incredible Mr. Limpet, and another the three Wallace & Grommit shorts.

So what do you suppose Amazon does? It welcomes me with an offer to buy "The Apple Dumpling Gang."

Obvious tart. If she really knew me, she'd have led with Andy Griffith.