Dirty bow ties

George Will has an oddly pessimistic column on Zarqawi's death: Iraqis are beyond help:

An Army captain asked, ``What kind of people loot dirt?'' There are many answers to that question. Here is one: A kind of people who are hard to help.

Let's start a pool on when George will be running a column on a fine dinner he had in a Baghdad restaurant. I'll say by July 2007.