Headline-O-Rama

"Mideast war rages on despite UN peace resolution"

Really? Is that even possible? It seems not logical. Didn't the UN clearly state that it wants peace? Can't somebody do something? Madeleine? Bill? Write a letter, maybe?

Oh, wait a minute. I've jumped the gun. It's only a draft resolution. Hasn't been voted on yet. Those rascally Reuters boys fooled me.

Plus, "a second resolution is envisaged a week or two after the first is adopted, setting down conditions for a permanent ceasefire and authorizing an international force in the area."

Whew. For a moment I thought we were going to have to call in Kofi to bust heads.