Alphonse And Gaston

If the Tigers had just won one game in the past few days, they'd be guaranteed first place in their division, but this seems beyond them. Not that their rivals the Twins are doing much better. In fact, it seems now that both are guaranteed a spot in the playoffs, neither wants to appear rude by grabbing first.

Well, we're down to the last day of the regular season, and as long as the Tigers don't do worse than the Twins, since they have the better record when they played each other, they'll have home advantage.