Ad It Up

Not long ago I had a post about eggs donor ads at UCLA. I said I couldn't find any offers for sperm, but I spoke too soon.

In a recent edition of The Daily Bruin, I saw this come-on:

$$$ GOT SPERM? $$$ Up to $900/month. Healthy MEN [do they really need to note it's men?], in college, or w/a college degree, wanted for our sperm donor program. APPLY ONLINE: http://www.cryobankdonors.com/.

$900 a month? Let's face it, most guys will give it away for free. In fact, there are some who'd pay to "apply online."

Then there's this ad, set aside in its own box:

KNOWN JEWISH SPERM DONOR World class musician, biology degree, publisher, entertainer. Prefer known donor arrangement. Co-parenting possible. Frozen/fresh. http://www.jewishspermdonor.net/.

Wow, sounds like me.

Actually, my favorite classified was this one, and it has nothing to do with sperm or egg:

*FAST TYPIST* Can take dictation, knows grammer, computer skills.