Wednesday, February 28, 2007

Rahm's plahn

NPR just reported that the Democrats are changing strategy. Instead of defunding Iraq, they're going to require George Bush to jump and down on one leg for four hours each afternoon. Oh, wait, I'm sorry, that was an early draft.

They're going to require W to submit a report each time a soldier opens a door describing how the soldier is inadequately supported and doomed to failure.

Some people think this is ridiculous, cynical, stupid and unconstitutional. Maybe so. But if I were W, I'd jump on it. My first report would say Private Emmett Jones is inadequately supported because his congressman is Nancy Pelosi; my second would be Corporal Sally Green is inadequately suported because her congressmen is Rahm Emmanuel. For variation, Lt. Col. Steve Stunning would be inadequately supported because of the New York Times and 30 Rock. These reports would be a ot of work, for sure, but if the Democrat-controlled Congress wants it, who is anyone to say no?


Blogger QueensGuy said...

Now can't you just picture Nancy at her press conference, flanked by Hillary in mirrored aviators, saying "what we have here is . . . failure to communicate. Some men you just can't reach."

12:55 PM, March 01, 2007  
Blogger ColumbusGuy said...

There I was, picturing Hillary in mirrored glasses, when suddenly, I think it moved.

1:23 PM, March 02, 2007  

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