Harry Potter Spoiler

As many of you may have read, a hacker named Gabriel claims to have hacked into the publisher's website for the final Harry Potter book ("...and the Deathly Hallows") and disclosed the the surprises on, of all things, an internet security discussion board. I would be tempted to disbelieve this but the publisher's denials seem so moist and tepid (which would be good names for clerks in the Ministry of Magic).

The truth is that in while Harry's in the midst of his final showdown with he-who-must-not-be-named, he racks his brains for any spell that can help and mutters some nonsense words "Badabingus" and winds up in a diner in New Jersey with what he takes for banshees wailing in the background ("....believin', "). Back in England, Hermione becomes a (may)pole dancer.

Marketing Geniuses.