Maybe One Day I'll Want A Vette
Saab has been pulled back from the brink, being sold to a tiny specialty-car manufacturer presumably named after a male porn icon. I had vowed never to buy another GM car in my life if they managed to kill my favorite car brand. But I'm not sure if driving Saab deep into the red then selling them to a company that halfway looks like a money laundering operation for the Russian mob is so much better than killing the poor company.
In any event, while they live, I urge you to buy a Saab! My 9-3 convertible gets admiring looks from every kid in the neighborhood, fits four big guys -- or three and their golf bags -- is a joy on sunny days and plows through blizzards that stop everyone else except SUVs and drunks. Admittedly, taking it to the corner gas station for repairs is highly inadvisable; I upgraded my AAA membership just so I could tow it from anywhere in the region to a Saab dealer or (preferably) my favorite independent Saab-only mechanic. I've owned American, German, and Japanese cars before I started buying Saabs. But having a cool car that you don't see a ton of on the road, is a joy to drive, fuel-efficient, reasonably priced and (mostly) practical, is why I remain part of their "famously devoted customer-base."
4 Comments:
Nice post, QG. I've been thinking of having a cast made of my penis. Or, of course, just mounting a cast on it.
CG
I think this wins the award for most disgusting comment ever on Pajama Guy.
Anon - Your penis is shaped like a convertible Saab? Damn!
QG - If you think it's expensive to repair your Saab now, just wait a few years. As for those "admiring looks" you're getting, that's just the local gang kids calculating how much they'll make when they chop your car up and sell it for parts - probably to someone in the Russian mob.
Geez, Anon #2, that's hardly fair. There's a very, very high chance you have never seen it.
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