Monday, December 30, 2013

New frontiers in measurement

And I thought happiness was problematic.

Our country's superhero, Better Man, has saved 9,200 lives in his term as hizzoner.

Well, Hell's bells. I can't wait for the numbers on this one (literally, I guess). Put off EPA and sewer subsidies, forget Obamacare, which has probably already saved, like, a billion lives, let's just go with guns. I'll bet Handgun Control's efforts have saved 100,000 lives since its founding. And defensive gun use 102,000, a clear win.

But wait, the big city lawsuits against gun manufacturers have probably already saved 500,000 lives . . . and those are just the good ones.

Stay tuned for more evidence-based policy . . . and news!.

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