Sign Of The Times

There's a neighborhood nearby that I often cut through to avoid traffic on the main roads. Guess I'm not the only one, because recently they've put up signs on every street.

What sort of signs?  Well, one says:

Drive Like Your Kids Live Here

Another says:

Drive Like Your Pets Live Here

Another one had a slightly different message:

Slow Down, This Is A Neighborhood Not A Race Track

There was one message I did not see, however:

Drive Like Your Spouse Lives Here

Does that not get the proper reaction?