Easy Choice

You might not have heard, but on March 8 we're having an election for Mayor. In fact, very few people in LA know.

To remedy this, the Mayor and his four main rivals are fighting to be heard. What this amounts to is I, a late sleeper, am being awoken most days by calls from the various campaigns.

I have a simple system. Whenever I get woken by a candidate, I cross him off my list. It looks like I won't even have to vote, the way things are going.