Workout

I was walking down the street over the weekend when I saw a guy offering massage. Ten bucks for ten minutes. It's been years since I had a nice massage, so I figured why not.

He explained it was an acupressure massage. After five minutes of digging his elbow into my spine, I was ready to cry uncle. But I figured I'd paid for ten minutes so let's get the whole painful treatment.

I swear I can remember when massages felt good.