Sunday, August 14, 2005

Actually Bruce Willis is dead the whole time.

Most reviews of the new horror film The Skeleton Key note it has a surprise ending. I'm sorry, but I like my surprise endings to be surprises. Saying something has a surprise ending is about as bad as revealing the surprise ending. If you don't want to give away anything, don't give away there's something to give away.

Columbus Guy says: This is true enough. Just the knowledge that there was a surprise allowed me to recognize immediately that Bruce wasn't interacting with any living person. (BTW, Bruce was alive for the first five minutes of the movie.)

We saw Skeleton Key in a theater full of 14 year old girls who took every opportunity to scream. It was delightful.

7 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Great, now you've given away that Skeleton Key has a surprise ending.

11:28 AM, August 14, 2005  
Blogger ColumbusGuy said...

No, we haven't. It's not even clear that LAGuy has seen the movie, and I didn't say anything about it. Why, with the easy inferences you draw, you could just as well conclude that President Clinton committed criminal acts.

11:39 AM, August 14, 2005  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

At least admit you gave away the secret of The Sixth Sense.

10:02 PM, August 14, 2005  
Blogger ColumbusGuy said...

The Sixth Sense? I thought we were talking about his marriage to Demi Moore . . .

4:13 AM, August 15, 2005  
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