So I heard Howard Bashman of How Appealing fame speak to the local Federalist Society chapter today, along with Ohio State's Doug Berman of the sentencing blog.
They're both walking demonstrations of the short bald guy rule. (Although I hasten to note, ColumbusGuy makes them look like Tom Cruise.) Humble, nice, accomplished. It's nice to see such a combination.
(BTW, I know it's the Fat Bald Guy Rule, but none of us was fat in this case. Give me a little ColumbusGUy license.)