Funny, but your son looks like the guy who cleans your septic tank

"The 72-year-old mayor of Waldron . . . gave a woman with whom he was having sex special treatment on her city water bill and also paid her for sex. . . . Anderson tried to solicit sex from a woman for several years because of her delinquent water account and later paid her $100 for sex."

Hmm. We're billed only once a quarter for water. And my wife pays that bill . . .