What A Guy

Brad Pitt became the hero of countless millions when he came up with a fairly original excuse for not tying the knot. He and Angelina won't get married, he explained, until homosexuals are allowed to marry, too. This gets him off the hook for the foreseeable future.

Some other ideas:

"I'd love to get married, honey, but I'm sort of on hold until this War on Terror thing is resolved."

"Sure we'll get married, but first I want to finish my research on curing the common cold."

"Let's get married, just as soon as we smash the patriarchy and its obsolete institutions."