I think they're watching me

We got one of these things, which I thought was the coolest household thing ever. Stuffed that sucker full, too. Now it turns out the damn things are thinking, thinking all the time.

Note: The really scary thing is I didn't know how to find a picture of it, so I punched "plastic bag holder" into amazon and came up with it first hit. Sigh. Time to recycle my motherboard.