We're not worthy

Sometimes you just have to tip your hat to a good performance (via His Virtualness):

. . . you are never more than one click away from accidentally plunging into an overpriced galaxy of idiocy, which, rather than politely restricting itself to news headlines and train timetables, thunders "BUFF OR ROUGH? GET VOTING!" and starts hurling cameraphone snaps of "babes and hunks" in their underwear at you, presumably because some pin-brained coven of marketing gonks discovered the average Orange internet user was teenage and incredibly stupid, so they set about mercilessly tailoring all their "content" toward priapic halfwits, thereby assuring no one outside this slim demographic will ever use their gaudy, insulting service ever again.

An overpriced galazy of idiocy . . . ah, I can die happy. Though I must quibble; "priapic halfwits" is surely more than a slim demographic.