There's An Iowa Kind Of Special Chip-On-The-Shoulder Attitude

I'm already sick of Iowa. Why should hawkeyes have any special say in our Presidential elections? Are they any better than hoosiers or buckeyes or tarheels, etc.? The state isn't even mentioned in the Constitution, I've checked.

I can hardly wait for this week to be over. The sooner those nutty caucuses are done, the sooner we can put it all behind us. (And what about those sooners?--they're just as good as hawkeyes, too.)