It's Like the Twelve Days of Christmas...
...only better!
Of course, the wives might prefer five days of foreplay, one day of sex and then a day at the spa instead. After all, even God rested on the seventh day.
posted by VermontGuy @ 6:32 AM
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Apropos nothing, if you add up all the gifts from the 12 days of Christmas, they total 364. One for every day except the next Christmas eve. You know, just so you'll have time to build anticipation.
Sorry but the fact that the Minister supports it kinda takes the fun out of it. The Religious folks have finally figured out a way to control (and ruin) sex.
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