Chocolate As A Way Of Life
Fling chocolate bars are being test-marketed in California. Their website is all in pink and their slogan is "Naughty...but not that naughty."
Here's some of their copy:
We created FLING™ Chocolate Fingers to celebrate the female spirit – the unapologetically feminine playful, naughty, flirtatious, and alluring nature that brings shimmer into the world.
FLING™ is a sweet, light truffle on a subtle crisp layer enrobed in shimmering chocolate that’s as glamorous as you are. At under 85 calories per finger, it’s slim, but not skinny. Indulgent but not greedy. Naughty but nice.
It's also a way of living. As FLING™ women we are spontaneous - we shimmer! And when it's good? We share it. So let yourself go! Have a FLING™ in private, or wave it all around town; in the office, the bedroom, or the great outdoors.
The FLING™ community has started in California, but you can be a part of it no matter where you are. The FLING™ spirit is universal. So go ahead and be naughty…but not that naughty™.
They really are going all out with this. Are men even allowed to buy it? If we do, will people think we're gay?
posted by LAGuy @ 12:02 AM
3 Comments:
Don't worry. As a American, it is your right to go buy a big chocolate penis,eat it in public and let the people think what they want
I'll have a Fling in one hand and a Virginia Slims in the other. But I'll hold them ironically.
Nougaty...but not that nougaty.
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