Suicide Chump

Just the other day, a half mile from where I live, there were a ton of cop cars and fire trucks, closing down an entire block. I stopped and asked what was happening.

Turns out some guy had climbed to the top of a building and was threatening to commit suicide. You know, like in the movies. Except the building was a car wash building. A self-serve car wash--that's even less impressive. What's that, two stories at best? I say let him jump. The worst he's gonna do is break a leg and then you got him.