That's Telling Her

I was flipping through the channels when I saw a feature on someone named Amazon Eve. She's a model/dominatrix. She has a deep voice, broad shoulders and is very tall. She insists she's a woman, and I see no reason to doubt her.

As she puts it: “I’m not from another planet; I’m not a Sasquatch; I’m not an aircraft carrier, and I’m not a man.”

Nevertheless, I feel if Austin Powers met her, it'd go something like this: