Sunday, February 13, 2011

On Call

We all know how absurd computers in movies can be.  They can do whatever is necessary for the plot, far beyond what real computers can do.  The older the movie the better, since these computers will have ridiculously ancient trappings but still manage something like consciousness.

A prime example is the cautionary tale known as WarGames, a 1983 film starring Matthew Broderick as a whiz kid who hacks into a government computer and almost starts a global nuclear war.  It's actually pretty good if you ignore some of the sillier plot elements.

But watching it recently it struck me that not only will kids today laugh at the computers, they'll look at other stuff and wonder what's going on.  In particular, there's a small scene after Broderick escapes from the feds and needs to call girlfriend Ally Sheedy.  He's dropped off by the side of the road (he hitchhiked!--do people do that any more?) where he finds a phone booth in the middle of nowhere.  We don't have phone booths any more, and what we do have aren't generally just sitting there by themselves along the side of the road.  He doesn't have money so, being a master of technology, unscrews the mouthpiece knowing if he can make some sort electrical arc he'll get a dial tone.  Okay, I'll buy that.  But he needs a piece of metal to do it.  So he goes outside, looks on the ground and finds a pull-tab someone threw away from a beverage can.  What's that?  Finally, he gets the dial tone and next thing you know he's dialing a--huh?--rotary phone.

Why didn't he just pull out his cell?

PS  Lately I've seen a bunch of 80s films reflecting the fear of nuclear war.  I guess it was in the air, with the nuclear freeze movement, the book The Fate Of The Earth, TV's The Day After and opposition to Ronald Reagan.  So we get stuff like WarGames and Miracle Mile and The Manhattan Project.  Nuclear destruction makes for a dramatic situation, though they seem a bit overwrought today. (Not that there's no threat any more.)

3 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Wait until the Singularity. Then you'll be looking at these odd bits of protoplasm on this odd two dimensional projection saying, "What's that?". Recursively, of course.

7:53 AM, February 13, 2011  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Here's another one for you, from the decription of the Charles Bronson "10 to Midnight":

"Stripping nude to leave no evidence of his crimes, serial killer Warren Stacey (Gene Davis) seems unstoppable as he murders young women who have wronged him."

Not much good in the age of DNA. Of course, I'm not sure how much good it was in the age of disco, either, and doubtless old Chuck proved that it's just no damn good at all.

2:24 PM, February 13, 2011  
Anonymous Denver Guy said...

War games is one of the first DVDs I bought for home ownership. I had really warm memories of seeing this when I was in college, and I still pull it out once every year or so.

I remembered the film when 2 decades later I worked for a company that helped equip an Air Force command center that ended up looking a little like the fanciful SAC headquarters featured in the film. I couldn't help thinking the command center was influenced by this and other films that suggest the military needs giant view screens to assess global threats.

P.S. I also liked the joke in the film that named the super computer WOPR (wopper, for short - no fries).

7:53 AM, February 14, 2011  

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