If Not Me, Who?

Theatre programs have those squibs describing the people involved in the production.  They usuallly just list credits and awards, and I've always assumed they're supplied by those people themselves.

I just saw a production at the Ahmanson Theatre.  Here's how the playwright describes herself (I'm assuming):

Yasmina Reza is a French playwright and novelist based in Paris whose works have all been multi-award winning, critical and popular international successes.

These squibs are not for the modest, but I'm impressed that all she ever writes are super-successes.  I'd give anything to invest in her next show.