BIB

Explain something to me--why is breakfast in bed considered the ultimate in luxury?

Some obvious problems:

--You've just woken up and are dirty, waiting to clean up.

--You're lying back, which is a fairly uncomfortable way to eat and drink.

--Worst of all, you're running the risk of getting food all over your sheets and your pajamas.

If someone came into my bedroom with a tray, I'd say go back to the kitchen and keep it warm while I catch a shower.