Leftover Vanity Plates Of The Month
On a Michigan plate: ELUSIVE. Is someone on the lam?
ELITE QT. I wondered if the driver worked for the Elite Model Management. Unfortunately, the car was parked and I couldn't stick around.
ARTSPRT. I'm guessing art spirit, though maybe art sprite. Either way, no doubt we're supposed to be impressed with the artistic soul who's driving the car.
PERSON1. Must have been the first to think of it.
NERDWGN. At least he's got a sense of humor about himself.