Live from The Conclave
I swear this is not from the Daily Currant, The Onion or Breitbart
And in a bizarre twist, basketball star Dennis Rodman is expected to arrive in St. Peter’s Square on Wednesday in a makeshift popemobile as he campaigns for Cardinal Peter Turkson of Ghana to become the church’s first black pope.After seeing him suck up to Kim Jong Un, George Stephanopoulos and Donald Trump last week-end, I didn't think Dennis could top his successive lows. BTW, I checked out a local sports pub- some 25 years later, they are still serving the Rodman Sandwich (though it may have been named the Laimbeer or Piston at one point)- all turkey.
PS- my money is on Cardinal Toppo. The name seems to be divine guidance.
posted by New England Guy @ 10:37 AM
6 Comments:
How long will the conclave last? Best guess?
Well with the Italian cuisine (although it is Lent), sunny weather & all , I can see them dragging it out for a bit. But they need a new Pope for the Easter season so I would say about a week from now-
It'd be faster but the Sequester slowed things down.
Its too bad baseball season hasn't started yet. With the NY and Boston Cardinals both papabile, it would be an interesting slant on the rivalry. I'm pretty sure we could get a "Dolan sucks" chant going in the Fenway bleachers.
Lighten up Francis
Any of you homos touch my Pope hat...and I'll kill ya.
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