Right Honorable Bill

Good to see Bill Clinton's got his law license back.

I thought we had established, as a matter of law, that anyone inquiring into this sort of behavior was a damnable deviant? Sounds like the inquisitors enjoyed it just a bit too much, as one of the robed brethren in question expressed the trulyiest deepliest remorse, and expressed his gratitude for "the thorough review of the commission in this matter."

"Um-hmm, um-hmm. And then you did what?"

With counsel Bill interjecting, "Could you go over that again? It really depends on the meaning of 'yes,' 'no,' 'is,' and 'humina-humina-humina'."