How about we put them at the judge's house?

Judge orders Obama administration to release illegal immigrants from 'deplorable' facilities

So many easy, obvious things we could do if we had an American as president.

Repatriate them immediately over the border.

Improve their facilities, paid for by defunding the judge's court.

But since we don't, let's give them drivers licenses and register them to vote--really, it's a human right, isn't it?--and move them to, say, Ohio or North Carolina.