Mein Gott

So Microsoft products spell check Schadenfreude to mandate the capital S.

So it's not only the Greeks who have to bow down to those Nazis. I say, American grammar for Americans!

(Reminds me of an old but good joke, can't remember whose, "So I was at Disney World walking ahead of this Korean couple, and they're talking and talking in Korean, so finally I turned around and said 'Hey! This is America! Speak Spanish'." Might have been George Jessel.)