Monday, August 10, 2015

Kurt Blurt

As long as we're talking about Kurt Vonnegut, let me refer you to this delightful interview he gave to the Paris Review about his life and his writing.  Actually, it's not an interview.  As Vonnegut admits, it's four interviews patched together and then rewritten--questions and all--by Vonnegut himself.  It's essentially a piece by Vonnegut disguised as an interview (a form, incidentally, he uses in one of his short stories in a book discussed yesterday, While Mortals Sleep).

Here's an excerpts where he talks about his trade.

If you make people laugh or cry about little black marks on sheets of white paper, what is that but a practical joke? All the great story lines are great practical jokes that people fall for over and over again.

Can you give an example?

The Gothic novel. Dozens of the things are published every year, and they all sell. My friend Borden Deal recently wrote a Gothic novel for the fun of it, and I asked him what the plot was, and he said, “A young woman takes a job in an old house and gets the pants scared off her.”

Some more examples?

The others aren’t that much fun to describe: somebody gets into trouble, and then gets out again; somebody loses something and gets it back; somebody is wronged and gets revenge; Cinderella; somebody hits the skids and just goes down, down, down; people fall in love with each other, and a lot of other people get in the way; a virtuous person is falsely accused of sin; a sinful person is believed to be virtuous; a person faces a challenge bravely, and succeeds or fails; a person lies, a person steals, a person kills, a person commits fornication.

If you will pardon my saying so, these are very old-fashioned plots.
I guarantee you that no modern story scheme, even plotlessness, will give a reader genuine satisfaction, unless one of those old-fashioned plots is smuggled in somewhere. I don’t praise plots as accurate representations of life, but as ways to keep readers reading. When I used to teach creative writing, I would tell the students to make their characters want something right away—even if it’s only a glass of water. Characters paralyzed by the meaninglessness of modern life still have to drink water from time to time. One of my students wrote a story about a nun who got a piece of dental floss stuck between her lower left molars, and who couldn’t get it out all day long. I thought that was wonderful. The story dealt with issues a lot more important than dental floss, but what kept readers going was anxiety about when the dental floss would finally be removed. Nobody could read that story without fishing around in his mouth with a finger. Now, there’s an admirable practical joke for you. When you exclude plot, when you exclude anyone’s wanting anything, you exclude the reader, which is a mean-spirited thing to do. You can also exclude the reader by not telling him immediately where the story is taking place, and who the people are—

And what they want.

Yes. And you can put him to sleep by never having characters confront each other. Students like to say that they stage no confrontations because people avoid confrontations in modern life. “Modern life is so lonely,” they say. This is laziness. It’s the writer’s job to stage confrontations, so the characters will say surprising and revealing things, and educate and entertain us all. If a writer can’t or won’t do that, he should withdraw from the trade.


Trade. Carpenters build houses. Storytellers use a reader’s leisure time in such a way that the reader will not feel that his time has been wasted. Mechanics fix automobiles.

Surely talent is required?

In all those fields. I was a Saab dealer on Cape Cod for a while, and I enrolled in their mechanic’s school, and they threw me out of their mechanic’s school. No talent.


Blogger New England Guy said...

I love reading him even if his riffs are sometimes kind of obvious and simplistic (maybe that's the whole point and the reason for their appeal though).

My favorite is "We are who we pretend to be. Therefore we should be careful about who we pretend to be" which I can't place right now (was it from Sucker's Portfolio- another collection of his un collected writings perhaps)- I hope its not apocryphal like the "Always use sunscreen" line (which though as I seem to recall was written by some other writer essentially pretending to be Kurt Vonnegut)

7:05 AM, August 10, 2015  
Anonymous Denver Guy said...

Baz Luhrmann?

8:10 AM, August 10, 2015  
Blogger ColumbusGuy said...

I'm an E.B. White Guy, myself.

Hmm . . ..

2:53 PM, August 10, 2015  
Blogger New England Guy said...

We Are What We Pretend to Be was actually another collection.

And Baz was late to the sunscreen party

2:55 PM, August 10, 2015  
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1:19 PM, August 11, 2015  
Blogger LAGuy said...

The whole We Are Who We Pretend To Be stuff is basically the plot of Cat's Cradle.

1:48 PM, August 11, 2015  
Blogger LAGuy said...

And also pretty much the plot of one of his more serious novels, Mother Night.

9:57 PM, August 11, 2015  

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