Thursday, May 26, 2016

Fun with numbers

A new study reveals just how much time we spend in our lifetime getting it on. And it's pretty depressing, as it really isn't that much. According to their survey, the average human will spend 0.45 per cent of their lives having sex - or around 117 days in total.

So if I have sex today, let's say 30 minutes, that would be 2 percent of my day. If I have sex twice a week, that would be 0.5 percent of the available time, give or take (is that a transgender slur?)

But if I knock off 20 years at the beginning and 10 years at the end, that pushes it up to, say, 0.7. Let's just call it 1 percent.

Yeah. That sucks. Or maybe doesn't. Regardless, "journolist" math says it's not worth living at that pace.

(Now, if it takes 7 minutes . . .)

(Why do I feel this survey polled only Wilt Chamberlain?)


Anonymous Anonymous said...

You have sex for thirty minutes? Does that include driving home?

3:13 AM, May 26, 2016  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

It includes time to catch up on Sports Center

4:05 AM, May 26, 2016  
Blogger ColumbusGuy said...

You libs just don't know how to satisfy a woman. (Is *that* a transgender slur?)

The simple act of leaving usually does it for me.

12:39 PM, May 26, 2016  

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