Fun with numbers

A new study reveals just how much time we spend in our lifetime getting it on. And it's pretty depressing, as it really isn't that much. According to their survey, the average human will spend 0.45 per cent of their lives having sex - or around 117 days in total.

So if I have sex today, let's say 30 minutes, that would be 2 percent of my day. If I have sex twice a week, that would be 0.5 percent of the available time, give or take (is that a transgender slur?)

But if I knock off 20 years at the beginning and 10 years at the end, that pushes it up to, say, 0.7. Let's just call it 1 percent.

Yeah. That sucks. Or maybe doesn't. Regardless, "journolist" math says it's not worth living at that pace.

(Now, if it takes 7 minutes . . .)

(Why do I feel this survey polled only Wilt Chamberlain?)