Withdrawal Symptoms

Dear Mr. Hitler,

So far, World War II has been a disaster. Sure, we captured a lot of land, but we've lost over 100,000 soldiers and there's no end in sight. To be honest, there are times we can't figure what we're doing overseas any more.

So we just thought we'd let you know that you better surrender soon. Otherwise, we will pull out in early 1944.

Sincerely,

Congress