Tuesday, January 10, 2006

Digging through the sock drawer

You know what's depressing? Digging through your bedside dresser drawer past all the pens, aspirin bottles and stray cedar blocks, and finding an old, old unused condom that of course you've long forgotten.

You know what's more depressing? Its expiration date is 2009.

2 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

What's so depressing? You got 3 more years, go to it!

6:45 PM, January 10, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The sock drawer? What do you think old socks are for?

9:54 AM, January 11, 2006  

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