Digging through the sock drawer
You know what's depressing? Digging through your bedside dresser drawer past all the pens, aspirin bottles and stray cedar blocks, and finding an old, old unused condom that of course you've long forgotten.
You know what's more depressing? Its expiration date is 2009.
2 Comments:
What's so depressing? You got 3 more years, go to it!
The sock drawer? What do you think old socks are for?
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