First they came for the peanut butter, and I said nothing

Large jars of peanut butter have been banned in Tennessee's 15 state prisons because inmates were hiding guns, drugs and other contraband in the 18-ounce containers, state corrections officials said.

What will they ban next? Cakes? How hard is it to fool a prison guard, anyway? Makes me long for the days when the G-man was on local radio.