Why we Columbusers call Cincy 'flyover country'
Look, sometimes a man has to go to the big city to do what a man's gotta do, but really, hasn't this guy ever heard of waxing? Is it some sort of heartland homage to John Cleese?
posted by ColumbusGuy @ 4:40 AM
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I marvel at the amount of detail in that account -- the little girl zipping "around on a bike path on her pink Barbie Princess scooter" is especially evocative.
And as someone who grew up in Miamisburg, I can only say: a gay bar in Dayton? Really? Or is a 'gay bar' different from a gay bar?
Am I the only one who finds this story really sad? They were giggling like kids about it on the local evening news. And the children/playground references are just simple gay-baiting: "of course any man who wants to dress as a woman also is a pedophile," is the subtext.
I had a similar reaction to a story last year about a judge who was caught using his electric masturbation toy while on the bench -- this is a cry for help.
But a cry for what kind of help?
Relief from boredom?
Well, grooming help certainly, as CG pointed out. And fashion help. But mostly help dealing with his sexuality in our still-homophobic culture.
And speaking of sexuality, hey CG, shouldn't y'all be called Columbians? It's way sexier.
OOh, I feel an accent comin' on, and a desire to go look for my Speedo.
SWMBCg, etc.
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