Celebrate

To celebrate Earth Hour, I'm going to go to Odd Lots, buy the biggest-ass, cheapest-ass can of charcoal lighter or other bulk volatile organic compound I can find, and set the entire thing afire, ensuring to the best of my ability, that it serves no useful purpose such as heating, lighting, cooking or reducing.

And then I'm going to feel morally superior to all the idiots that are turning lights out somewhere.