Saved By Nuggets

I must warn all delicate readers to turn away.

So I was driving back from July Fourth celebrations to where I live. Suddenly, and unexpectedly, I had an urgent need to urinate. Wasn't sure if I could make it. I keep an old Gatorade bottle in the trunk for such contingencies (mostly for when I drive cross country), but I'd never needed to use it. I was ready to pull over when this song came on:



I figured who am I to argue with Ted Nugent? So I decided if I could make it home before the song was over, I'd hold off. I just made it--both ways.