Wednesday, June 10, 2015


Not if they're expecting users to enter multiple fields such as "cervical mucus quality," they won't. Unless the keyboard quality has really improved or it has sensors that haven't been widely covered in the press.

But imagining what life might be like, a la Gilligan, I can see the CG schedule:

Monday: Masturbate
Tuesday: Masturbate
Wednesday: Think about masturbating
and so on and so forth


Anonymous Anonymous said...

Wouldn't it be more

Monday: Masturbated to Mary Ann

Tuesday: Masturbated to Ginger

and so on and so forth.

8:30 AM, June 10, 2015  
Blogger ColumbusGuy said...

Duh. Lovey fetish.

2:17 PM, June 10, 2015  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Do iPhone aficionados ever have sex?

7:03 PM, June 10, 2015  

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