iColumbusGuy

iPhone will now track sexual activity

Not if they're expecting users to enter multiple fields such as "cervical mucus quality," they won't. Unless the keyboard quality has really improved or it has sensors that haven't been widely covered in the press.

But imagining what life might be like, a la Gilligan, I can see the CG schedule:

Monday: Masturbate

Tuesday: Masturbate
Wednesday: Think about masturbating

and so on and so forth