Wednesday, January 27, 2016

The one defense strategy that's never been available to Hillary

"Hot Circleville woman on trial in murder-for-hire scheme"

Okay, I added the 'hot,' but it was implicit. The original story (since edited) stated, " . . . a striking and lithe blond who was wearing a tight black dress and black stiletto heels in court today . . ."

Her (handsome-on-his-own-terms) attorney said, "Hell, yes, she's gorgeous, I'd do her, just look at her, but she's damaged goods. Just look at her." I wonder how often that strategy works?

The real question, though, is what the husband is like. How has he managed to live with her lo these many years?

5 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

I once knew a girl from Columbus.* An order of magnitude difference in each category but also cute, vicious and insane. Is that the brand there?

What terms would cause the counseling troll to seem at all handsome?

*I'll try to come up with the rest of the limerick later

2:04 PM, January 27, 2016  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I knew a young girl from Columbus
whose state could be called in extremis,
mistakenly hired a cop
and her whole plot went plop,
now her future's consigned to the big house.

I'd give it a c+.

2:11 PM, January 27, 2016  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

You're an easy grader.

2:30 PM, January 27, 2016  
Blogger ColumbusGuy said...

Someone should run it through the Common Core standards.

2:32 PM, January 27, 2016  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Thank god we have someone that can distill every comment through the current political filter

4:04 PM, January 27, 2016  

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