The one defense strategy that's never been available to Hillary
"Hot Circleville woman on trial in murder-for-hire scheme"
Okay, I added the 'hot,' but it was implicit. The original story (since edited) stated, " . . . a striking and lithe blond who was wearing a tight black dress and black stiletto heels in court today . . ."
Her (handsome-on-his-own-terms) attorney said, "Hell, yes, she's gorgeous, I'd do her, just look at her, but she's damaged goods. Just look at her." I wonder how often that strategy works?
The real question, though, is what the husband is like. How has he managed to live with her lo these many years?
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I once knew a girl from Columbus.* An order of magnitude difference in each category but also cute, vicious and insane. Is that the brand there?
What terms would cause the counseling troll to seem at all handsome?
*I'll try to come up with the rest of the limerick later
I knew a young girl from Columbus
whose state could be called in extremis,
mistakenly hired a cop
and her whole plot went plop,
now her future's consigned to the big house.
I'd give it a c+.
You're an easy grader.
Someone should run it through the Common Core standards.
Thank god we have someone that can distill every comment through the current political filter
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