Wednesday, January 27, 2016

The one defense strategy that's never been available to Hillary

"Hot Circleville woman on trial in murder-for-hire scheme"

Okay, I added the 'hot,' but it was implicit. The original story (since edited) stated, " . . . a striking and lithe blond who was wearing a tight black dress and black stiletto heels in court today . . ."

Her (handsome-on-his-own-terms) attorney said, "Hell, yes, she's gorgeous, I'd do her, just look at her, but she's damaged goods. Just look at her." I wonder how often that strategy works?

The real question, though, is what the husband is like. How has he managed to live with her lo these many years?


Anonymous Anonymous said...

I once knew a girl from Columbus.* An order of magnitude difference in each category but also cute, vicious and insane. Is that the brand there?

What terms would cause the counseling troll to seem at all handsome?

*I'll try to come up with the rest of the limerick later

2:04 PM, January 27, 2016  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I knew a young girl from Columbus
whose state could be called in extremis,
mistakenly hired a cop
and her whole plot went plop,
now her future's consigned to the big house.

I'd give it a c+.

2:11 PM, January 27, 2016  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

You're an easy grader.

2:30 PM, January 27, 2016  
Blogger ColumbusGuy said...

Someone should run it through the Common Core standards.

2:32 PM, January 27, 2016  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Thank god we have someone that can distill every comment through the current political filter

4:04 PM, January 27, 2016  

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