Kasich scuttles D.C. speech in wake of Trump win
Previous headline, since memory holed: "John Kasich plans D.C. speech - if Donald Trump loses"
Best line: "The American people have spoken and it’s time to come together. Congratulations President-elect @realDonaldTrump," Kasich tweeted this morning."
Fuck you, John. Go away. Like Hillary. There's plenty of money in that foundation yet. so why don't you go get some of it and leave America alone?