Poetic License

I used to blog about my favorite vanity plates (and Los Angeles must be a leader in that category), but I stopped a while ago.

Recently, however, I was stopped at a light behind something that confused me.  The license plate read:

ASSUWSH

It didn't take long to figure out this means "As You Wish," probably quoting from The Princess Bride. (And perhaps ASUWISH was taken.)

Fine.  But the problem is, on first glance, you think "ass wash." At least I did.