Another One Bites The Dust

Since his divorce in 1999, Howard Stern (the less famous one who doesn't claim to have fathered Anna Nicole Smith's baby) said he'd never get married again, not even to his beautiful girlfriend, model Beth Ostrosky. I told people back then he talks a good game, but he'll give in.

Whether it was his idea, or she made him think it was his idea, he's just gotten engaged. I wish them both luck. For all his radio activities, he's actually a pretty good catch.

Columbus Guy says: I think we should say, "the less famous one who doesn't yet claim to have fathered Anna Nicole Smith's baby."