Jail House

So we finally found out how House and Wilson met. It was too cute by half. They were both rowdy at a medical convention in New Orleans and met in lockup.

It's often best just to ignore the past in these stories, since such origin tales tend to offer simplistic takes on how we got to where we are. But if we must know, I would have prefered something conventional, like they'd merely been colleagues, or worked on some project, and got to know each other.