(Your) Money Is Like Manure

Obama explains to people whose taxes will be raised that the idea is to "spread the wealth around."

So there you have it, it's the government's money, not yours, and they can decide how best to use it. (And maybe you shouldn't complain too much, since they can always ask for more to spread.)

Meanwhile, he unveiled his four-point plan to save the economy by saying "it's a plan that begins with one word that's on everyone's mind, and it's spelled J-O-B-S."

So he thinks jobs come from the government. I guess that makes sense, since all the money belongs to the government.