Friday, June 03, 2011

Step Up To The Plate

The Food Pyramid is dead.  Long live the food Plate.

The Pyramid, when introduced almost 20 years ago, was supposed to be a big advance.  Now, nutritionists claim it's confusing, suggests too many servings (especially since the people's idea of a serving is different from the government's), and supports too many grains, not to mention meats and dairy.

Meanwhile, the Plate is pretty direct.  Fruits and vegetables play a large role, while grains and proteins (whatever they are--a problem for the future?) are put in their place, and dairy, which I suppose we don't even need that much, is off to the side.  Note also there's a fork but no knife (for cutting meat?) and no spoon (for eating ice cream?).

Will it make a positive difference in the American diet.  Call me back in 20 years.

4 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Enquiring minds...

Is beer a grain? (maybe wine is a fruit. Or gin- vodka might be a veggie)

Are French Fries vegetables?

Protein sounds like soylent green

You are lucky it wasn't a spork.

Do people under 30 eat off plates any more?

5:25 AM, June 03, 2011  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

They eat off plates more than they eat off pyramids.

10:43 AM, June 03, 2011  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

It's shaped like soylent green but it's soylent purple.

So where's the napkin?

11:43 AM, June 03, 2011  
Blogger QueensGuy said...

Judging solely by the colors, the graphic designers like pomegranates and really rare steak.

10:13 AM, June 04, 2011  

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