Wednesday, October 08, 2008

Check It Today Or You'll Have No Idea What I'm Talking About

Woot.com sells one item per day. Sometimes it's useful, like when I got a good quality reebok heart rate monitor for $15. Sometimes it's not. But they are often amusing in the descriptions of the items. Today's, for a space heater, is particularly good.

2 Comments:

Blogger VermontGuy said...

Cute. My favorite part:

Tom: And our final question tonight also comes from the Internet, and it has something of a Zenlike quality: what do you not know that cannot be unknown, and when did you know it?

Senator Bam: I’m glad someone has finally asked that. But look: as I travel this nation seeking the votes of Americans, I’m constantly reminded that people need help. Right now, somebody out there has a flat tire. Somebody is trying to reach something on a high shelf, only to find that in America today, reaching high shelves is a right reserved only for the tall. Somebody else has just run out of brown sugar, and may be turning to a neighbor or a relative just to finish the recipe they started. I say, it’s government’s job to give these people a hand. This is the best of America at its worst. This is the highest point of our lowest moment. And it’s time for the beginning of the middle of the end. Thank you.

9:14 AM, October 08, 2008  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Thank you. Haven't wooted in a while. And haven't laughed that much in quite a while.

2:26 PM, October 08, 2008  

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